pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh,
patni ne pati se kaha – oo g tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo.
pati – namaste sasur ji.

Views : 293    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Feb 2015

2 frnds after givng exam
frnd1:yar,papr konsa th\?
frnd2:math ka
frnd1:mtlb tu ppr kr k aya ha\?
frnd2:chal be
frnd1: phir
frnd2:sath wali ladki k hath me calculatr dkha tha.

Views : 267    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Feb 2015

dadaji:sweetu aaj tuney bunk kiya ja chup ja teri teacher aa rahi hai .
sweetu:dadaji aap b chup jao maine teacher ko bola tha ke dadaji guzar gai.

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1 chiti hathi par beth k ja rahi thi. raste me kaccha bridge aa gaya.
usko dekh k chiti boli -jaanu cross kar logey ,ya utru?

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santa: jail ko hindi me hawalat kyun kehte hai ?
banta: kyun ki jail mein khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi miltey hai.

Views : 309    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Feb 2015

apne fair hone pr itna guroor na kro, sab do din ki masti h,
apki khubsurti bhi tb tk h,jb tk fair n lovely sasti h..

Views : 306    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Feb 2015

how various wifes fight with their respective husbands:

pilot’s wife:
zyada udo mat

teacher’s wife:
mujhe mat sikhaao

painter’s wife:
thobda rang dungi

dhobi’s wife:
dho dungi

actor’s wife:
naatak mat karo

dentist’s wife:
daat tod dungi

ca’s wife:
hisaab se raho

engineer’s wife:
sab parts dhile kar dungi

architect’s wife:
sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi

& the best one

marketing person’s wife:
zyada bologe to olx pe bech dungi....

Views : 258    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Feb 2015

dukh hamesha saath rehta hai,
magar khushi aati-jati rehti hai.

please explain in english

santa: my wife is with me,
but her sister visits occasionally....

Views : 193    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Feb 2015

wife (angrily)- i don’t believe this… u forgot my birthday again??
how can you do this..??

husband- how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

wife(clear her throat and smile).. jaanu sacchi

husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta…warna khatam tha tu aaj..

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having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree !!!!.

marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband !!!!!.

you can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it !!!!!.

wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him !!!!!.

our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to speak.!!!!!!!!!

Views : 104    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Feb 2015